We decided to make light of our current situation for this Halloween. We went to a birthday party for a three year old this Saturday, I went as myself, The Unemployed Bum, while The Czarina went as Miss Stimulus Package.
The highlight of the birthday bash was watching the birthday boy try and break a pinata filled with candy. The only problem was the damn thing was made with cardboard, making it impossible to break!
The Czarina tried to ditch me for this Zombie Waiter. I think the blood stains got to her and she decided that she preferred the ketchup and mustard stains on my shirt.